A 24-Count Variety Savage Box

A 24-Count Variety Savage Box

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💪🔥 The 24-Count Variety Savage Box

4 Flavors. 24 Units. 0 Excuses. Max Flavor. Max Gains.

Get ready to throw down with the Caked 24-Pack Sampler Box—a stacked squad of clean treats built like a bodybuilder and frosted like a birthday party. Each box is loaded with 6 each of our gym-classics turned snack-time bangers:

🍌 Banana Slamma

A potassium-powered gut punch straight from the jungle gym. They slam gains like protein pancakes never could. You’ve never had banana like this.

🎉 Macrofetti Mobster

Frosted. Jacked. Untouchable. This confetti gangster runs the streets like it runs the gym—no witnesses, just gains. Bada-Bing, Bada-BULK.

🔥 Cinna Swole

Sweet, and shredded like your last PR set. This brown sugar beast is your new pre- or post-workout pump stack. Real lifters don’t pop pills—they pop pastries.

🫐 Blueberry Bruh

This bruh showed up to breakfast, benched 405, then walked out with your macros. Sweet-tart power with enough swagger to rep itself.

🧁 What You’re Getting:

  • 24 Clean, Indulgent, High-Protein Gains-Loaded Treats

  • 6 of Each Flavor (so nobody fights over the Cinna Swole)

  • Low sugar, high flavor, and macros that actually belong in your meal plan

  • No artificial trash. No bloating. No BS.

🚫 NOT Your Grandma’s Toaster Pastries

They’re formulated by chemists, tested by athletes, and approved by your inner fat kid. Go ahead—bulk dirty without eating dirty.

🎯 Stack It. Pack It. Smash It. Repeat.
This box doesn't mess around—and neither do you.